Three Wise Monkeys

“Amazing food, unique alcohol choices and nice vibe”

Philip Barton★★★★★

Wow, what a find! I was visiting Colchester whilst on a business trip and stopped at the Three Wise Monkeys to check it out. I liked it so much I went back again the next day 😋 This centrally located Colchester Tap House has a really cool vibe offering some cracking craft beers in classy setting. All of the of the staff were attentive to my needs and knowledgeable too, offering me some great recommendations on food and drink, but a special shoutout to Vasi, he was the wisest money of them all and what a little cutie he is 😘 On both occasions I had food and drink, and on both times it did

Steve Foakes★★★★★

Would say a great please to go in the summer for outside drinking. Marked 4 stars for service and atmosphere only because we attended 2pm 2 staff and only a few customers but would say 5 stars all round when busy

Lee J★★★★★

So i was down in Colchester to watch my beloved football ⚽️ team Oldham Athletic play Colchester United away in League 2, So i was staying at the Travel Lodge at Northern Gateway(Next to Colchesters ground). So after checking in to the Travel Lodge I Googled "Best Craft Lagers/IPA's(Indian Pale Ales) 🍺 🍻 and sure enough The Three Wise Monkeys 🐒 🙈 🙊 came up so I immediately ordered an uber from the Hotel to The Three Wise Monkeys for a pint I was in Craft Lager/IPA heaven i literally started with a Pint of Beaverton Neck Oil i then started at the top of the board of Craft Lagers/IPA's and

Joe Reader★★★★★

Brilliant experience - I hosted a charity quiz event. Every member of staff was polite, attentive and friendly. It’s clear that the TWM team go above and beyond. Special thanks to: Riordan, Becca, Gabby and Nick.