Windmill Coffee

“Great coffee but hard to get to considering having to swim and the danger of the tide bringing you to big daddy Kim’s land. If you’re really feeling risky… than this place is definitely recommended”

“Do not serve iced vanilla matcha. Very disappointing as I was shot in the back moments later by snipers. I tried explaining to Kim that I wasn’t fleeing, just needed my matcha fix. 20 years hard labour as punishment, and didn’t even get a matcha. 1 star.”

“I got to see someone escaping NK. Almost shot me. -10/10”

Robert★★★★★

Great coffee, thankfully doesn’t serve matcha! That’s a Westerner Drink. My double shot latte given to me by the government always helps me push on the remaining 18 hours of my shift. Though across the river I did see a man using this device with his hands. Heard him say “technology”, I have never seen this stuff in our great land. All hail Kim!!!

Benjamin Kilpatrick★★★★★

Great coffee but hard to get to considering having to swim and the danger of the tide bringing you to big daddy Kim’s land. If you’re really feeling risky… than this place is definitely recommended

William King★

Do not serve iced vanilla matcha. Very disappointing as I was shot in the back moments later by snipers. I tried explaining to Kim that I wasn’t fleeing, just needed my matcha fix. 20 years hard labour as punishment, and didn’t even get a matcha. 1 star.

Noah Cummings★

I got to see someone escaping NK. Almost shot me. -10/10

jaxon rieck★★★

Kim Joung un ate my cookie and drank my juice then sent me back to work camp 3 stars

Štěpán Havíř★★★★

Coffee was good, but than they dragged me back to work camp. 4 stars

Ribet Sun★★★★★

I got shot by Kim jung un

Aaron Hou★★★

Would’ve gave 5 stars but got sent to prison camp